February 2012
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The Facebook Status Hack by Sally Reisch
Sometimes, the world of social media is mundane and depressing. All strangers are “friends” and all things are “liked.” Everyone is beautiful and fun. The newsfeed scrolls down and down and down and somehow, at some vacant hour of the night, you might find yourself sensually touching your laptop keys, its heat in your lap, as pictures of your friend’s roommate’s 2008 family vacation flash before...
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Hamburger Puns by Zac Schaffner
Tumulty’s Pub
361 George Street
New Brunswick, NJ
Grade: A
Before starting in on my second Burger Review I should reveal that I am a regular patron of Tumulty’s Pub. From decent drink specials to quality food and a relaxed atmosphere, I think it’s a fine establishment and a great, cozy place to drink and/or eat with your fellow man. But nobody’s perfect, I’ve probably caused more...
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Anonymous asked: The deadhead article is great.
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An Ode to Tortellini
Tortellini, oh so tasty, with your insides full of stuff. I could eat you for ten whole years and still not eat enough. How could someone ingest that penne, so small and sad and hollow? She is empty and boring and quite arduous to swallow.
Oh, tortellini, you are my life—without you I would cry. If the pasta Gods had not created you, I’d surely want to die. Your filling is so delightful, so...
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The Dear Hunter – The Color Spectrum: Complete...
By Louis Coutoufos
The Dear Hunter is a band known for putting together elaborate projects, and this collection does not disappoint on that front. The indie rock outfit most known for its series of Acts has undertaken one of the most unique musical projects I have ever seen. With “The Color Spectrum,” the band has created a nine part EP set which takes the listener through all...
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Anonymous asked: So, i am currently living in an apartment with apartment-mate from hell. She is the worst creature on the face of the planet and i very often dream about blowing her brains to smitereens. my goal is to viciously destroy her without her being aware of my intentions. I'd appreciate some creative ideas from my friends at the rutgers review? i know you have it in you...
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Anonymous asked: This tumblr is looking good. Props.
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Deadheads by Sally Reisch
Let’s be blunt: I never liked the Grateful Dead. I really didn’t want to know the story behind those psychedelic dancing bears, so I avoided finding out anything at all for most of my life. When I finally did hear the Grateful Dead, it was when my very own deadhead housemate named Joe moved in. My room was directly above his, so his speakers were my speakers in that special, thin-walls...