Anonymous asked: So, i am currently living in an apartment with apartment-mate from hell. She is the worst creature on the face of the planet and i very often dream about blowing her brains to smitereens. my goal is to viciously destroy her without her being aware of my intentions. I'd appreciate some creative ideas from my friends at the rutgers review? i know you have it in you...

…I’m just gonna leave this here for everyone to read. Sounds like you need to pop a Xanax, man.